Distilled somewhere between Earth and Abydos, this shirt looks like a fine bottle of back-alley moonshine… if that back alley happened to be guarded by serpent-headed gods and powered by alien technology.
Inspired by Stargate, this design imagines what happens when Goa’uld aesthetics meet old-school bootleg swagger. Ancient symbols, glowing tech, mysterious figures, and a label that suggests this stuff will either change your life or send you straight through the gate.
Warning: Wearing may cause sudden urges to say “Indeed,” distrust false gods, and punch things through glowing portals.
.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric .: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style .: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton.
