Crows Before Hoes™ – Night’s Watch Priorities, Sorted
When the realm is in danger, distractions must wait. This Game of Thrones–inspired tee proudly declares allegiance to the Night’s Watch with the only motto that really matters: Crows Before Hoes.
Featuring a vintage-style crest and two very serious faces who clearly did not come here to make friends, this shirt is perfect for fans who understand that honor, duty, and the Wall come first. Bows before bros, vows before woes, and absolutely no time for drama south of the Wall. (unless they lack clothes)
Wear it proudly. Say the words. Stand the watch. 🐦❄️
Warning: May cause spontaneous recitation of Night’s Watch vows and unsolicited “You know nothing” comments.
.: 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) .: Tear-away label .: Runs true to size
